Stories Archive by Month - June

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Adam Lambert Gets Out Restraining Against Simon Cowell

Adam Lambert Gets Out Restraining Against Simon Cowell

According to the Bollywood Times, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert has had to get a personal restraining order out against show judge, Simon Cowell and he claims he had a very good reason to do

No Ticket Refunds On 50 Sold Out Michael Jackson Show

No Ticket Refunds On 50 Sold Out Michael Jackson Show

Promoters of the postponed (and now cancelled) Michael Jackson tour in England have announced that they will not be able to refund any of the ticket money. Those holding tickets for the concerts, cancelled due

 The Spoof
Added: 30 June 2009
New Moon Rushed, Not The Classic of First Twilight, Says Former Director Hardwick

New Moon Rushed, Not The Classic of First Twilight, Says Former Director Hardwick

Catherine Hardwick, who directed the first Twilight and was let go after being pressured by Summit Entertainment to get another one out as soon as she could. Now rushing "New Moon" may have come back

Top 11 Geeky Road Trip Games

Top 11 Geeky Road Trip Games

Calculate your position by the stars, check answers with GPS...

 BBSpot
Added: 30 June 2009
Lisa Marie Presley Reveals Intimate Secrets About Michael Jackson

Lisa Marie Presley Reveals Intimate Secrets About Michael Jackson

MALIBU BEACH - Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the King of Rock and Roll Elvis Presley was married for two years to the King of Pop Michael Jackson. They were married in 1994, before a group

 The Spoof
Added: 30 June 2009
Famous Salesman Billy Mays' Death: Genuine, Or Elaborate Pitch For New 'OxyCoffin' Product?

Famous Salesman Billy Mays' Death: Genuine, Or Elaborate Pitch For New 'OxyCoffin' Product?

After years of yelling at audiences while sporting a beard so perfect it seemed impossible, pitchman Billy Mays was overcome by death on Sunday...or so it would seem.

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 30 June 2009
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Chuffcamp69 - Submit Your Company

We at TechChuff invite your company on stage at this year’s annual ChuffCamp 69. We put the 69 most stupid, misguided, crass and downright venal internet start-ups we can find to present their product on

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Tv Pitchman Billy Mays Dyed His Hair, According To Autopsy Results

Doctors performing an autopsy on recently deceased TV pitchman Billy Mays revealed that the 50-year-old, bearded, jet-black-haired spokespersons well-coiffed locks were actually dyed.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 30 June 2009


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