Stories Archive by Month - June
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V-day: To Bling Or Not To Bling
Pondering how much to spend on V-day: and for what?
Consider first where you stand with your most significant other. Are you flush with points, the all-important frequent flier miles of the relationship? If so, you
Body of Queen Elizabeth I Posed Nude For New York Magazine Under Pseudonym "Helen Mirren"
Strangely, the body of Queen Elizabeth I, decomposing since 1533, was photographed nude for New York Magazine.
What's more, she's disparaging an Academy Award winning actress by using the pseudonym "Helen Mirren."
"Of course its not Helen,"
Robert Pattinson To Marry Emma Watson - Taylor Lautner To Be Best Man And Kristen Stewart To Be Maid of Honour
A text message from our showbiz source, Buffty Ginslinger, caused sharp intakes of breath and gasps of incredulity yesterday afternoon at the Skoob News office, as we were informed that Twilight star Rob Pattinson is
Tiger Woods To Give Elin Nordegren A $750 Million Settlement But She Has To Promise To Keep Her Mouth Shut - "I Promise! I Promise! I Effen Promise!"
ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren, aka Rich, Rich, Rich Bitch Elin Nordegren will be receiving the unbelievable sum of $750 million in a divorce settlement from her husband Tiger Woods, aka "The Dick With Feet."
Nordegren said
John Terry And Steven Gerrard To Holiday Together In Benidorm In Bonding Exercise
Unreliable sources reliably inform us unreliably that John Terry and Steven Gerrard are to holiday together in Benidorm with their respective partners in a teambuilding cum bonding exercise - following England's monumental World Cup fuck
The Power of Quitting
As humans, we again and again find ourselves dumping resources into lost causes: be they pointless wars, failed public policies, hopeless dating prospects, annoying friends, or dandelion-free lawns. I say take a stand (or actually,
The Name Vuvuzela Has Just Become The Most Popular New Born Baby Name In The Entire World
LIVERPOOL - The Society For The Gathering and Listing of New Born Baby Names has just announced in its July publication titled Sticks & Stones - The Naming of Babies that the South African name
The Most Unfortunate Names In Sports
embaPub="ff4d5fbbafdf976cfdc032e3bde78de5";Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands has managed to put together this collection of some of the oddest names in modern sports: 10) Toby Oshitola:
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