Stories Archive by Month - July

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Fox News Poll Reveals Polls Aren't Biased

According to an online poll hosted at FoxNews.com earlier this week, some 230,349,192 voters believe that Fox News polls were completely fair and unbiased. The number of Americans who believe Fox's online polls might be

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Help! My Willy Is Too Small

14-year-old boy with 3 inch penis pleads for help

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 Utterpants
Added: 09 July 2005
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Tamagochi Mass Grave Discovered

Matthew writes: Japanese police have discovered a Tamagochi mass grave outside Osaka Japan in the back yard of an unassuming elementary school teacher. Keiko Takahashi, 24, is being held on suspicion of negligent homicide in

 Slashnot
Added: 09 July 2005
Breakthrough In Terrorist Interrogation Techniques

Breakthrough In Terrorist Interrogation Techniques

Imosobad, Afghanistan--At a secret captured terrorist holding facility in the desert hills of eastern Afghanistan, interrogators have miraculously stumbled on what they believe is the key to unlocking vital information on the ongoing and planned

 The Spoof
Added: 09 July 2005
New Super Soaker Unleashed - Tom Cruise Beware!

New Super Soaker Unleashed - Tom Cruise Beware!

London, England - Hasbro Larami, makers of the world renowned 'Super Soaker' water guns, announced today that they will be releasing the limited edition Tom Cruise Super Soaker Microphone in tribute to the independent British

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 The Spoof
Added: 09 July 2005
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Philosophy For Bartenders

Jennifer Gardner meets Heraclitus and learns why the universe is like a martini

 Utterpants
Added: 09 July 2005
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A Discussion of Mtv's Decision To Rebroadcast Live 8

This story has no summary. Click the title to read the full story.

 The Chortler
Added: 09 July 2005
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Silence of The Lambs

Mearzuh writes: We have some sad news to report to you today, coming from the great country of Turkey. It looks like there has been over 450 sheep that have lost their lives

 Slashnot
Added: 09 July 2005


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