Stories Archive by Month - July

Unconfirmed sources report that British Prime Minister Tony Blair is taking full responsibility for the bombing attacks in London toady. In a tearful press conference this morning Blair spoke to

After witnessing Karla Homolka's ubiquitous interview on Radio-Canada, federal officials are reportedly considering a new program to bolster the French skills of Anglophone public servants who can't meet the federal government's bilingualism requirements.

A militant Christian group said yesterday in a web posting that the "pages of Mohammed the apostate" would meet a "violent, watery end."

In a surprise statement the US office supplies retailer Staples, Inc. (NASDAQ: SPLS) announced that it will discontinue its lines of electronics, writing instruments, paper wares and furniture and concentrate instead on its traditional core

Unconfirmed sources report The President of the United States has been airlifted from the site of the G8 summit to a local hospital. The emergency air lift was made as a

Londoners cower in cellars as gangs of ruthless thugs roam the war-torn streets. Mass panic, rape, pillage, etc.

Newly liberated Tim Horton's pitchwoman Karla Homolka has thrown her hat into the Parti Québecois leadership contest.

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