Stories Archive by Month - July

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Eu Says No To Annoying Software Patent Protest Pages

Matthew writes: Linux and open source users are breathing a sigh of relief today after the EU has voted down software patents, thus eliminating the annoying home page software patent protest pages that end

 Slashnot
Added: 07 July 2005
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Wham Bang - No Thank You Mam

ATOMIC BOMBS NEVER EXISTED − under the 50 year disclosure laws that prevail in the US it has been declared that nuclear weapons never existed and were an elaborate hoax. The hoax was developed initially

 The Spoof
Added: 07 July 2005
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Sky No Longer The Limit For Reality Show Contestants

Former reality TV show contestants will now be shot into space

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West Virginia Outlaws Cell Phone Usage/sign Language While Operating A Motor Vehicle

Charleston − Senate Minority Leader Vic Spouse (D-Ansted) introduced a controversial new bill that could impact the way people communicate while motoring around the nation's 35th state.

 The Spoof
Added: 07 July 2005
Statue of Liberty To Be Dismantled

Statue of Liberty To Be Dismantled

Gay Marriage Fight Switches to 10 Commandments Houston - After a series of tense meetings, major Christian groups involved in a long fight to save heterosexual marriage from gays

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 07 July 2005
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Martha Stewart On Turning Ankle Bracelets Into Napkin Rings

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Feds Bust Spider Man

Feds Bust Spider Man

A biologist gets more than he bargained for when he goes looking for spider dicks

 Utterpants
Added: 07 July 2005
George W. Bush Clashes With Protesters At G8 Summit  And Is Arrested. But That's A Good Thing.

George W. Bush Clashes With Protesters At G8 Summit And Is Arrested. But That's A Good Thing.

United States President George W. Bush, apparently suffering from a great deal of stress due to the failing war in Iraq, an anemic economy and the Valerie Plame scandal,

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 07 July 2005


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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......

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