ISLAMABAD, Pakistan -- Forget about Pakistan, because that country's interior minister said that Osama bin-Laden is probably in any other “stan” country, and he denied the al-Qaida chief is in Pakistan.
BEIRUT, Lebanon—Reacting to all of the poor press it has been getting lately, the “International Terrorist Association” (ITA) has decided to rebrand and re-identify itself as the “World AntiOil Robber-AntiImperialist Society,” or WAORAIS.
In his early sixties with rugged good looks and a physique honed by years of surfing, Michael lives in a modest house with his wife and two daughters and is the