Stories Archive by Month - July

High hopes that Animal Big Brother would breath new life into reality television, were dashed today

Washington, DC--In a determined and even handed effort to fill unconscionably and unjustifiably vacant federal court positions, George Dubya Bush has nominated W. K. Solomon to the local district court. The Democrat minority immediately pounc...

Matthew writes: NASA's successful Deep Impact mission to strike comet Tempel 1 with an impactor spacecraft has successfully changed the agency's fortunes going forward. The space agency, which has been consulting with astrologists since the

Dr. Julius Verne, NASA project director for "Deep Impact", sheepishly confirmed that the probe's collision has altered the comets course and it will strike earth on Thanksgiving Day 2055, give or take 50 years.

Story by Marcelo Lewin on Tuesday, July 5, 2005

White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove, the man who orchestrated George W. Bush's rise to the presidency and formulates most of the Administrations policies regarding everything from abortion

BAGHDAD, Iraq - War-torn Iraq will see a respite from constant bombings and firefights today, as the Iraqi resistance promises a "spectacular fireworks display" in appreciation of the foreign troops pacifying their country. Iraqis can

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- The new alliance between Saddam Hussein, Ariel Sharon, American President George W. Bush and Conservative Christians was utterly evident yesterday when the former Iraqi leader, the Israeli Prime Minister and the U.S.