Unconfirmed sources report that George W. Bush has awarded Karl Rove the Presidential Medal of Freedom for bravely beyond the call of duty in the Valerie Plame affair. New evidence before
The Fashion Police, in a joint effort with the Fun Police, have issued a warrant for Osama bin Laden's arrest after repeated violations, apparently caught on tape.
MENLO PARK, CA—Americans have been turned into fearful, raving paranoids by the release of Steven Spielberg's remake of the movie ‘War of the Worlds' starring Tom Cruise on June 29, observed Dr. Felix Minderbinder, a