Stories Archive by Month - July
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$ign of The Times: Rolex By Hezbollah
(Geneva--Switzerland) That fake Rolex you buy on the street could be funding terrorist activities, according to witnesses testifying before the Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee. The bad news, it will still be
Fourth of July Cancelled
In an astonishing statement, tearful George W Bush announced that he was resigning the Presidency and cancelling independence day
Wimbledon: Female Grunting Send Planes Off Course
Friday. Hundreds of aircraft have had to alter their flight paths during the Wimbledon finals due to excess noises emitted by female players, it was announced this morning. The planes, which frequently pass directly over
Bush: 'Happy 4th of July To All Iraqis! What Do You Mean They Don't Celebrate It?'
Story by Marcelo Lewin on Monday, July 4, 2005
Bono Does Africa
“It will be the visible hand of the State that will finally alleviate the curse of poverty from the blighted continent of Africa,” remarked Bono, the lead singer of Irish rock band U2. “I have
Us/ Terrorists Talks: Insurgents Agree To Leave Iraq, America Will Use New Eminent Domain Laws To Re-locate Them To Billings, Montana.
Details of reported meetings between the United States military and insurgents in various Iraqi cities are beginning to filter out. Apparently, Army negotiators have been discussing ways to come to
America Needs More Bullies: Says Michelle Malkin
Unconfirmed sources report that right wing columnist Michelle Malkin is worried that American children are not mean and nasty enough. In a recent piece titled 'Schools creating namby-pamby nation of pacifists'
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