Stories Archive by Month - July
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Bush Diary - I Had A Happy Forth of Juleye
Dear Jernal, Bean Cinco de Juleye, todas amour! How are all of ya doin? Man, it's been a while since I rote in my dieree, hasn't it?...
Kennedy Dismisses Lieberman As "A JFK Conservative"
In another sign of lukewarm support from his own party for Sen. Joseph Lieberman?s reelection campaign, Massachusetts Sen. Edward M. Kennedy today branded the Connecticut incumbent as ?a J.F.K. conservative, a relic of...
Ken Lay's Ashes To Be Hidden In Offshore Bank
After Ken Lay died of natural causes his ashes were flown to an undisclosed Offshore Bank southeast of Bermuda. His final wishes were to be laid to rest with his loved ones; so jewels and...
International Affairs
(Reuters - Pyongyang) It's the story of Romeo and Juliet with a splash of Mission Impossible...
North Korean Missiles Strike New Zealand
In a tragic accident, a North Korean missile fired into the China Sea has accidentally struck New Zealand. Twelve sheep and a trout were injured in the carnage...
It's Official: John C. Dvorak Has Changed His Name To Dvorak.org/blog
Unconfirmed sources report that internet personality John C. Dvorak has legally changed his name to Dvorak.org/blog. Dvorak.org/blog filed papers with the Carbondale Illinois city clerk Wayne Nuttly and made the name...
New Air Force One Customized For Bush
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Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston The Face of Fast Food
"The problem with fast food is it needs the right face. Sean Preston Spears-Federline is that face." Those were the words...
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