Stories Archive by Month - July
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Venus Wins Wimbledon!
Venus Williams played near-flawless tennis to sweep her way to the Wimbledon women\'s title over Marion Bartoli, thrilling this woman, whose first name is also Venus.
Corrupt Bastards Force Feed Cows Garlic
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - UK - When the Corrupt Bastards Club found out about cows producing enough methane to create 3% of Britain's greenhouse gases, VECO called in Lord Browne to investigate. Fearing that
Bonds\' Head To Start All-star Game; Body Will Play Middle Innings
Due to overwhelming fan support in the All-Star game host city, San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds huge cranium will start for the National League in Tuesday\'s star-studded game and play the first inning.
Senator Vitter Apologises To Gop For 'Failing To Get Away With It'
Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Louisiana Senator David Vitter has apologised to GOP grandees after being outed as a client of DC madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey.
Toby Keith Still Could Take Puck To Head
Embattled Nashville Predators owner Craig Leipold told the NHL not to consider Canadian billionaire Jim Balsillie as a prospective new owner because Balsillie seems intent on moving the franchise to Hamilton, Ontario.
Tories Unveil New Policy Direction
The Conservatives will put tea and biscuits at the heart of their campaign to win the next general election.
Equal Opportunities: Virgin Hires Leprechaun
LONDON. In an extreme attempt to keep up, and go beyond, equal opportunity laws, Richard Branson - the enigmatic leader of the Virgin Group - has hired several mythical creatures under the advice of the
Sacked For Blowing Nose
A former employee of South England Trains is taking legal action against the company following his sacking for 'gross misuse of company property'.
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