Stories Archive by Month - July
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"Carlos Tevez So Ugly Could Have Played For Liverpool" Says Sir Alex
The Carlos Tevez saga continues to fill the back pages of the UK papers, although to be honest there's not much else happening in sport at the moment, but the latest twist stunned assembled reporters,
Al Gore's First Concert Full of Surprises
Al Geldolf..er Al Gore Jr. was quick to point out to the Nashville Tennessee audience for the Concert to Support Global Warming, 'This is my first time playing electric guitar in front of live people.'...
Sick Man Robs Bank For Medical Benefits
(Seattle, WA) A downtown Seafirst bank was robbed at daybreak by a teen disguised with vegetation duct-taped to his body in imitation of a recent New Hampshire robbery.
Punter May Have Peed Down Kicking Leg
Mitch Cozad, the Northern Colorado punter accused of stabbing first-string punter Rafael Mendoza in the thigh in order to secure the starter\'s job, said the cops bullied him during initial questioning and ignored him when
Exclusive: Tony Parker/eva Longoria Wedding Pics!
San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker wed actress Eva Longoria in Paris, and WE\'VE got the exclusive photos no one else has been able to get! A Sportalicious! Photographer disguised as an Arab diplomat entered
New String Theory: The Universe Is Made of Duct Tape
Hardly University's finest have won a Nobel Prize in physics for their newest paper, 'Tape it Up,' which explains the ultimate theory of life, the universe and everything. Atoms and the tiniest particles known are
Record Number of Participants Gored During Running of Bulls
This week’s running of the bulls at the San Fermin Festival in Pamplona, Spain saw a record number of revelers horribly Gored. A TNOYF photographer was on hand and snapped some of the more
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