Stories Archive by Month - July
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Pete Doherty's Bank Cancelled His Credit Says Mom
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Pete Doherty's mother Jacqueline Doherty has told reporters that ever since her son split with girlfriend Kate Moss his financial troubles have piled up as his bank cancelled his
U.S. To Put Iraq Up For Auction On Ebay
(Baghdad) - After a worthless, fruitless investment of hundreds of billions of dollars, and thousands of lives, and under pressure by the American public and the Democratic Party, the U.S. has finally decided to end
Orange County Choppers Chop House To Open In September
(New York : Ucs News) Paul Teutul Sr. and his sons, Paul Teutul Jr. and Mikey announced plans to open a steak house. For the Teutul\'s it\'s a natural. According to
Bush Apologizes, Dismisses Plame As Tit For Tat
Washington, DC (Rotters) - In an apparent effort to put the sordid Valerie Plame affair behind the administration, President Bush yesterday, after delivering a press conference in the new
John Lennon "Still Dead"
Former Beatle and rock legend, John Lennon, murdered in 1980 by a fat American with a gun was today reported to be 'still dead'...
Bush Is Hitler Grandson Say Minnesota Dem Keith Ellison
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): How the fur is begining to fly in DC this weekend! The US's first Mulim congressman, Minnesota Democrat Keith Ellison told a gathering of Atheists for Human Rights in his
Conrad Black Guilty As Hell
Chicago - (Ass Mess): Racketeering mobster Conrad Black has been found guilty of three fraud charges and of perverting the course of justice.
Michael Chertoff And His Gut Announce Presidential Bid
In a surprise move U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has thrown his hat into the ring for the presidency in 2008. Secretary Chertoff filed papers today and entered the already
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