Stories Archive by Month - July
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Mr Prescott Is 'Egged' By Bin Laden
Yesterday (12th July 2007) Mr Prescott was egged by master criminal and mastermind of many suicide bombings Osama Bin Laden in a result of him shouting at his good friend Ginger Cockney leader of the
Britney Spears Disses Pink
Britney Spears finally swung back at singer Pink yesterday, calling her 'a whiny biatch.' Pink has taken some shots at Britney over the...
Jenna Jameson Runs Marathon
Jenna Jameson will run a marathon in Mississauga Ontario tomorrow. The former porn star says she is training so that she can try out for the US Olympic team for 2008.
Photo Inspires Barney Frank To Announce He?ll Run With The Bulls
Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank announced yesterday that he was so inspired by the story and photos of two American brothers gored during the Running of The Bulls in Pamplona, Spain yesterday that he plans to participate
Paris Hilton Get-out-of-jail Was Jean Pitch
SAN FRANCISCO (Calf.) -- Paris Hilton may not be the dilly dilly dolly dolly air-ess we all so photograph so much.
President George W. Bush Signs The J.d. Hayworth Suicide Prevention Act of 2007
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Early this morning, President George W. Bush signed into a law a bill named after former Congressman J.D. Hayworth (R-AZ). The bill is called the J.D. Hayworth Suicide
Paris Hilton To Be Flying Nun
HOLLYWOOD (Burbank) * EXCLUSIVE * -- Paris Hilton is to take on the part of the Flying Nun, in a Remake of the old Sally Field series. Sally Field, now appearing in Brothers and Sisters,
Français Govt. In Indigné Uproar Over Tour De France
FRANCE (Le spit on use, Englise dogs) -- Tour de France riders in the peloton are speaking in English! Ces chiens.
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