Stories Archive by Month - July
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Apple Introduces Nano Iphonecard
Cupertino, California (APE) - Apple Computer stocks today soared on the announcement of a smaller, thinner version of its new blockbuster iPhone called the iPhonecard, based on its popular
Bin Laden Voices Regret Over 9-11
Islamabad, Pachyderm (IP) - A new video tape smuggled out of the mountain resort town of Pachyderm appears to show an intoxicated Bin Laden breaking down and lamenting about how his attack against the United
Vice President Dick Cheney: \'I Run The Supreme Court, Too\'
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a surprising twist to Vice President Dick Cheney\'s legal argument that his office transcends the executive branch because he is also the President of the U.S. Senate,
Baa Admits Heathrow Baggage Tagging A Waste of Time, But A Nice Earner
Just days before bags at Heathrow are to be tagged with expensive RFID tags in the desperate hope that they'll solve the ailing airports baggage problems, Bloody Awful Airports (BAA) Ltd have admitted that they
Port Vale Sign Two Robbies
League One side Port Vale made an audacious swoop into the transfer market yesterday when they secured the services of two Robbies - ex-Liverpool, Man City, Leeds and England striker Robbie Fowler, and the ex...
Doctor Who Arrested For Business Fraud
CARDIFF - Along with the ever increasing trial of Lord Conrad Black and the escalating entanglement of the BAE and the government in the 'Al Yamamah' Saudi Arms Deal, another one of Britain's most prestigious
Comparing Barry Bonds With Hank Aaron? Disgraceful!
July 10 was the 2007 MLB All-Star Game, played in San Francisco. Ken Griffey Jr. of the Cincinnati Reds and Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees were the top
Chertoff Has \'Gut Feeling Something\'s Gonna Happen\' U.S. Shakes In Fear!
As usual, when things get a bit distasteful in Iraq, and the need arises to distract the public, Bush has Chertoff arrange for another \' THE TERRORISTS ARE COMING!
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