Stories Archive by Month - July
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Giuliani Stands By Southern Strategist David Vitter After Confession In Dc Madam Opening Salvo
Washington, DC (Rotters) - After a heartfelt public apology to God and his family by Republican Senator David Vitter over past transgressions in regards to the unfolding
"War On Terror Lost" - Bush
Washington, DC., 7/12/07: A White House insider has told a secret congressional committee that President Bush believes his 'War On Terror' to be lost, but does not dare to say so publicly. 'If he did,
Harry Potter Committs Suicide In Final Chapter of Last Book
London - (Rioters): Sources close to publisher Bloomsbury have conceded today that the rumor that children's storybook hero Harry Potter commits suicide in the final paragraph of the seventh book 'The Deathly Shallows' is true.
Open-minded Bush To Announce Plan B Surge For Iraq
(2007-07-13) -- To demonstrate his open-minded attitude about the war in Iraq to an increasingly skeptical Congress, President George Bush will soon announce a "strategic redirection" that he will call the \'Plan B Surge\'.
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Jessica Simpson Drinks From Glass
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" No Forgiveness For Wayward Congressmen, And I\'m Getting Disgusted With The Whole Human Race!"> God
How many Congressmen can 46 pounds of hooker phone records buy? It\'s been a rough year for politicians. Just one month after Rep. William Jefferson (D) was indicted on 16
Kate Moss Furious As Another Seven Women Admit Shagging Doherty
San Tropez, France -(Ass Mess): Model Kate Moss is said to be livid as she bides her time away from the paparazzi amid more press revelations that another seven women have come forward with their
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