Stories Archive by Month - July
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Brit Immigration Circles Wagons To Prevent American Indian Lacrosse Team From Competing In World Competition!
Britain announced today it would refuse to let 23 Iroquois Nation lacrosse players enter the country to compete in an international competition due to the fact they did not have "approved' passports.
As sovereign nations, American
Workers At Ground Zero Site Discover The Wreck of Ghostship Marie Celeste!
Workers at the Ground Zero building site in NY have made an amazing discovery, they've found the remains of the ghost ship Marie Celeste.
The legend has it that the Marie Celeste was attacked by aliens,
Manelson Admits "Threes A Crowd" In Number 10
In extracts from his new book, former labour spin doctors, Peter Mandelson, points to a bizarre "love triangle" between himself and the former prime minister Tony Blair and chancellor Gordon Brown.
It has been alleged that
H&r Block Ceo: I'll Try To Scrape By With $2.55m In First Year Salary
Alan Bennett, the 525th CEO of H&R Block Inc., is being forced to eek out a living for he and his family, having been guaranteed to make just $2.55 million in his first year on
Pete's California Travel Log
by Pete Puma
Just took a week and a half vacay to California to see some shit up in north Cali and to visit my bros in
Fulham Fc Are A "Good Club..."
Following an impressive foray into the Europa League last season, Fulham have recently received praise.
Under normal circumstances, this would have been a mere blip in our day; clubs are praised all the time..however, Fulham are
Young Male Reporters Refuse To Interview Kate Gosselin
The word on the street is "horny mom of eight looking for mate." Those words have stricken fear in many a young, fairly good looking single news reporter assigned to do a story on Kate
Justin Bieber's Movie "Teenage Idol" Out In December
Just in time for the Christmas specials, Justin Bieber's new movie, "Teenage Idol" is now scheduled to be released in December when the schools take a break.
The full title is "Some People Call Me A
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