Stories Archive by Month - July
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Hull City Open Championship Campaign Against Those Welsh Bastards Swansea City
Hull City, the team who have, for the last two seasons, graced the Premier League before being unceremoniously dumped back into the Championship at the end of last term, will open their new campaign, not
Isle of Wight News - Self Help Manual 'The Big Boys' Book of Wanking' Withdrawn From Island Libraries
Ryde - Isle Of Wight - After tea - Following a deluge of thirteen complaints from island residents, council leader Jay Arthur successfully passed a motion demanding that the book, The Big Boy's Book Of
Spirit Airline To Charge For Oxygen
In order to maintain their low prices, Spirit Airlines announced today that passengers will no longer be provided with free oxygen from the drop-down masks in the event of an
Cheltenham Gold Cup Theft: Pickles' Son Summoned
One of horse racing's most trasured prizes, the Cheltenham Gold Cup, has been stolen from the house of Raymond Mould, the owner of Charter Party, the horse that won the race in 1988.
The Cup was
Rob Pattinson + Kristen Stewart = Robsten
Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may have taken a fast track to the A-list category, but now they are really starting to get on my nerves.
Rob and Kristen, or "Robsten," quite possibly achieved superstardom more
American Idol's Lee Dewyze And Crystal Bowersox To Record "The Ballad of Mel And Oksana"
LOS ANGELES - American Idol winner Lee DeWyze and runner up Crystal Bowersox were in L.A.'s Sound By Sound Studios to record the Kara DioGuardi penned song, "The Ballad Of Mel And Oksana."
Kara said that
Vatican Welcomes Anglican Paedophiles
While the ordination of women priests has been dubbed a "crime against faith" by the Vatican subject to investigation by its disciplinary body formerly known as the Holy Office of the Inquisition, writes Patrick O'Buggery,
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