Stories Archive by Month - July
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Paul The Psychic Octopus Is A Fraud, Claims Loch Ness Monster
The Loch Ness monster, Nessie has sensationally blasted Paul the psychic octopus as a fraud.
Paul, who sprang to fame by alledgedly correctly 'predicting' the World Cup results was unavailable for comment (presumably he knew we
Lord Peter Mandelson - I Lied But You Can Believe Me Now
As the storm grows from revelations made in Lord Peter Mandelson's memoirs, The Third Man, pundits have began to increasingly ask the simple questions - if as he says Gordon Brown made mistake after mistake,
Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver
London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix.
McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't
Robotic Michael Jackson Not Ready For 'Ascension' Tour
Greedy record executives have recovered far more of Michael Jackson than they expected. Most of his face was 'non-biodegradable' & 'hand washable' and his brain was 'perfectly preserved' in alcohol and barbituates.
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Heidi Montag Says She Is Dating Jesse James
BEVERLY HILLS - Heidi Montag has single handedly helped to make her plastic surgeon a bonafide millionaire.
"Plastic Woman" stated that after 38 surgeries, she just recently went in to get a type of 'tune up.'
Kate Moss "Tell All" Reveals What Triggered Her Anorexia
Supermodel, Kate Moss, IQ 45, has revealed in an in-depth interview with Shallow Magazine how she got and overcame her anorexia, believing it will help others who are in the situation she was in (but
Sarah Palin's Daughter Warns Other Teens, Sex Makes You Poop Babies
Sarah Palin, the ex governor of Alaska, who has a daughter named after a city in the south west of Englandshire, is surprised to announce that her unmarried daughter, who is famous for having consorted
Whoopi Goldberg Says Mel Gibson Is Not A Racist - And Whoopi You Ain't An Old Black Gal With Dreadlocks
LOS ANGELES - Whoopi Goldberg was having lunch at Cousin Cooter's Chicken Wings and Thangs when she was asked about the recent half dozen recorded rants by Mel Gibson directed at his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva.
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