Stories Archive by Month - July
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Republican Base Endorses Fag Burning Constitutional Amendment
Unconfirmed sources report that Republican law markers will introduce a new constitutional amendment allowing the burning of fags. Administration officials have been touring the county to rally support for the
Politicians Recoil At Great Theft Auto Sex Scenes
WASHINGTON (AP)—Politicians in the nation's capital are reeling at the revelation of a series of hidden pornographic sex scenes involving them in the popular video game 'Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.' Nude photos of Cameron
A Liberals Plea: Don't Indict Karl Rove Or George W. Bush...yet.
When I wrote about summertime and the impeachment of George W. Bush on June 16th, I was just kidding, I swear. I'm really too busy to continuously write about
Homeland Security To Terrorists: It's Okay To Bomb Trucks And Trains, But Not Planes.
Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff issued a statement advising Terrorists to shy away from any airline based attacks and concentrate instead on more vulnerable transportation infrastructure such as railroads,
Tom Cruise Forgets Wedding Day- Blames Publicist
Actor and Hollywood mover and shaker Tom Cruise yesterday failed to turn up to his own wedding. Guests, media and his bride, Katie Holmes waited helplessly for hours on a secluded Hawaii beach. However, it
Justice Roy Moore Adds Ten More Commandments To Monument
Unconfirmed sources report Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore has drafted 10 more commandments to help guide "Gods Party" through the next election cycle. Judge Moore has been concerned about the
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