Stories Archive by Month - July
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Memory Loss Reversed In Lab Test On Mice
Matthew writes: Scientists have announced that
they have been able to stop and reverse progressive memory loss in IOGear USB Memory Mice 800's. The
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Gitmo Prisoner To Appear On Letterman
Akmar Ansabi will appear on the Late Night Show with David Letterman to show off the tricks he's been learning during his GITMO incarceration. Akmar and his trainer, Gunnery Sergeant Betty Olson, will demonstrate barking
Michael Jackson To Undergo Experimental Surgery
Michael Jackson will soon realise his dream. This weekend he will go into the operating room and be the first to undergo a revolutionary, controversial, and not to mention amazing surgery.
"2012 Olympics Is Great For London, Who Cares About The Rest of Uk?" Says Tony Blair
“This is victory for all the people of London.” Said and excited Tony Blair on hearing the news that London is to host the Olympic Games in 2012. “I really enjoyed punching the air, dancing
Extended Stay America Announces New Guantanamo Bay Location
Unconfirmed sources report the popular hotel chain will build a 550 room "Corporate housing unit" over looking the trendy tropical beach at Guantanamo Bay Cuba. Share prices of the hotel
Michael Jackson Is Mr. Potato Head
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George W. Bush Names Karl Rove V-vp
George W. Bush speaking before a group of White House reporters and staff today made it clear the Karl Rove is still his man by announcing Rove will be named
Critics Charge Harry Potter Used Performance-enhancing Potions
Story by By John Breneman on Friday, July 15, 2005
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