Stories Archive by Month - July

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Someone Gets Two Aces In Five Holes And It Wasn't You

Someone Gets Two Aces In Five Holes And It Wasn't You

Sanjay Kootemperoor, an amateur golfer who has never broken 100, beat 67 million-to-1 odds by scoring two aces in 35 minutes last week at Treetops Resort in northern Michigan...

 Sportalicious!
Added: 18 July 2006
Burlap Skimpy Lingerie!

Burlap Skimpy Lingerie!

Burlap Skimpy Lingerie!

 Sportalicious!
Added: 18 July 2006
Del Monte Sweatshop: Stuffing Pimentos Into Olives

Del Monte Sweatshop: Stuffing Pimentos Into Olives

(Oujda, Morocco) Human Rights Watch, a leading NGO, today accused Del Monte Corporation of operating sweatshops in Morocco. In a press conference held in Marrakech, Arvind Ganesan, head of Human Rights Watch, says, “The working...

 The Spoof
Added: 18 July 2006
World In Panic Over What The Hell Hezbollah Is

World In Panic Over What The Hell Hezbollah Is

Citizens the world over experienced what officials are calling a "major escalation" in confusion and fear today as they frantically attempted to understand terms such as "Hezbollah", "Beirut", and "major escalation", which when combined apparently...

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 18 July 2006
Materazzi's Breast Bone Wins World Cup Mvp

Materazzi's Breast Bone Wins World Cup Mvp

Italian defender Marco Materazzi took a Zinedine Zidane headbutt to the chest that sent Zidane off the field with a red card and helped Italy beat France in the World Cup Sunday...

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Physicians Worry Over Hastert Skin Infection

Washington, DC (APE) - Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert was rushed to Walter Reed Hospital late this evening after apparently suffering a setback during treatment for a skin...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 18 July 2006
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Looking for bright side after loss to Ghana, U.S. points to 20 year advantage in life expectancy

Their first round exit from the World Cup at the hands of Ghana still fresh in their minds...

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