Stories Archive by Month - July
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Cialis Western Open Proves Stiff Test
Trevor Immelman won his first-ever PGA tourney Sunday at the Cialis Western Open...
Al Qaeda Set To Release "Greatest Hits" Tape
Fans of the Middle Eastern super-group Al Qaeda, affectionately known as A-Town by their followers, are anxiously awaiting the July 7th release of that band's greatest hits collection. Band members have dedicated the album, entitled...
The Greatest Invention Ever - The Weird Facts Generator
In April of 1995, a very nervous robber held a gun on a clerk in Mainz, Germany, demanding he fill a cloth bag with money. What the fearful thief did wrong was not look closely...
Richard Gere: Just Say "No" To Sphincter Glow
Guest Editorial- by Richard Gere As many of you have no doubt already heard, General Electric has recently debuted a new line of Sphincter Glow light bulbs that seeks to capitalize on the story of...
Office Workers Baffled At Gay Co-worker's Lack of Style
This story is an EV Classic: an old story pulled at random from our massive vault of over 1,000...
Scientists Marvel At Abundance of Life In Local Man's Inhospitable Apartment
"Though congealed Ramen noodles, coffee grounds and week-old sweet and sour pork hardly constitute a fount of nutrients," marveled a scientist, "it has somehow generated a new species of leafing flora that appears to be...
I Hope My Future Boss Isn't Reading This
Now, with the help of Google, your future employer can look you up, and actually decide to not hire you based on your past self...
New Orleans Mayor: Since I've Been Re-elected It's Time To Heal
In a city struggling to rebuild after Hurricane Katrina and his disastrous mishandling of it, newly re-elected Mayor Ray Nagin urged New Orleans residents to "start the healing process."...
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