Stories Archive by Month - July
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It's My Dog; I'll Accessorize If I Want To.
(Reuters Business Brief − Los Angeles) Man's best friend has just acquired a whole new range of possibilities and uses. Calvin Canine Fashions based in Los Angeles, in a joint venture with Designer Genes Inc...
Bush Launches Obscenity Assault Against Hezbollah
The attack, which was unplanned and overheard via a microphone at a G8 lunch, appeared to be provoked by British Prime Minister Tony Blair, who stood red-faced and shameful until it was over...
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TNOYF Interview With Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad We here at The Nose On Your Face are garnering quite a reputation for getting the big interviews. In the last year alone we sat down with Louis...
Even With Incriminating New Photograph, Saddam/Anthrax Connection Still In Dispute
As evidence continues to mount for the case that Saddam Hussein had an undeniably close and personal relationship with Anthrax during his tenure as Iraqi president, a photograph that was recently discovered by Coalition forces...
"Get These Wildfires Out of Us," Say Immigration Opponents
Opponents of illegal immigration say its time for the federal government to intervene and remove the wildfires that have been destroying acreage in New Mexico, Colorado, California and Arizona...
Zidane Retires Slightly Before Leaving Field
Prior to the start of Sunday's World Cup final, French soccer captain Zinadine Zidane reiterated a statement he'd made many times during this Cup - that the final whistle in Sunday's game would mark the...
Hangover of The Week: What The Hell Did Materazzi Say?
Zinedine Zidane's attempt to header Marco Materazzi's chest into next week during Sunday's World Cup final shocked even veteran soccer announcers and forced the Univision Spanish play-by-play man to alter his call from "Gooooooaaal" to...
Right On! Britain's Tories Go Hip Hop In Attempt To Reach Youth
David Cameron 'Runs With the Big Dog' - Appoints Westwood as Youth Advisor to 'Big Up' Coolservative Message!...
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