Stories Archive by Month - July
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French World Cup Fans Hoping For Racial Slur
"We expect to find that Sr. Materazzi called Zidane nothing more incongruous than a 'mother-fuck son of a whore', or 'pig-fucking fucker'," said a spokesperson for Team Italy...
"Hold On, I've Got Another Call. Oh, And I Just Farted Out My Small Intestine."
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Handicapped Man Accidentally Stared At
"I was like, oops. Didn't mean to do that," Ashment recalls, opening a can of worms...
Global Warming Causes Coin Shortage
Just one more bizarre consequence of the omnipresent disaster that's unfolding before our eyes and ears, Global Warming, is hitting the pockets of the ordinary man in the street...
Bush Takes Part In Rectal War Games
President Bush laughs nervously before going out on maneuvers with members of the 82nd Proctology Division during his visit to Fort Bragg, North Carolina on July 4, 2006. The division, affectionately known as The Fightin'...
Band of Hasidic Jews Terrorizes Local Falafel Restaurant
"Six million Jews died during World War II," said Rabbi Saul Tuckman, the self-proclaimed leader of the angry Orthodox band. "Did you forget that? Six million, I said. And what is this? Not six million."...
"Wide Awakes Radio" Set To Launch July 4th, Democrats, Liberals Hardest Hit
The much anticipated launch of Wide Awakes Radio (WAR) is this Tuesday, July 4th 2006. For those who may not know, Wide Awakes Radio is the brainchild of blogger Kender McGowan of Kender's Musings. Kender...
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