Stories Archive by Month - July
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Man Makes Clever Joke About France Surrendering World Cup
See, France surrendered that one time in a war, or something," he said. "I'm not too clear on the details, but trust me: they surrendered. And they always surrender. So it's no surprise they surrendered...
Woman Quits Job Over 70 Times On Her Blog
The miffed designer has virtually quit so many times, many close to her wonder if she will ever stop...
Retro-Nose: Top 9 Suggested Islamofascist Ben & Jerry's Flavors
While much of the United States suffers through an unusually hot summer, many Americans lose sight of the fact that temperatures can reach a sweltering 130 degrees in some Middle Eastern caves. So to help...
Former Enron Workers Receive Bill For Kenneth Lay's
In a posthumous act of "corporate hubris," former Enron workers received notices that they're responsible for "all costs" involved with Kenneth Lay's funeral, insider sources said yesterday...
Lieberman Considering Offer To Appear In Next Star Wars Film
Hollywood, CA (O! Online) - Lieberman campaign officials this weekend confirmed that talks were underway with LucasFilms inc. to have the Connecticut senator make...
New Living Memorial To Hellfire Club's Queen Mother
Edingburgh, Scotland - (Associated Mess): The Euro-Septic Tories' top actress paid to impersonate Queen Elizabeth II this afternoon opened a new living nightmare to the Hellfire Club's greatest diva the Queen Mother after installing two...
I Took Your Civil Rights Away
And now dear world, the end is near;
And we all face the final curtain.
My friends, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain...
Coconut Crooner Draws California Crowds
(Santa Monica) California officials are struggling to control the crowds and traffic that have converged on Santa Monica after reports of a singing coconut surfaced late last week. “The coconut is still up in the...
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