Stories Archive by Month - July

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Following yesterday's sudden shock resignation of the Archbishop of Westminster's right-hand PR guru Oz-Tin Ivory, UK cops have confirmed that they are now probing his boss Cormac Murphy O'Connor who is...

Dear Diary, I have been in this freakin’ cave for so long I have lost count of the days! My skin is very pasty now because I never get any sunshine. My beard has gone quite gray, and I have sent out via Federal Express Donkey for some hair die in case I do another video....

Cancer - You'll realize that your USB Squirt Gun idea was not very bright, and all it cost you was a short-circuited motherboard...

Puff, the magic airport lived by the sea And frolicked in the summer mist in a land called Lebanon-lee...

At a Beverly-Wilshire Hotel press conference this morning, a tearful Britney Spears had this to say about a...

Death-bed horse Barbaro lashed out strongly today against what he called “a bunch of slave driving, gambling addicted humans who have this whole song and dance about me being this athlete, when in reality I’m this animal.”...

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Bodybuilder Kathy Brennan (R) of Washington, D.C., applies a coat of colon tanner to fellow athlete Forrest before the Physique competition at the Gay Games VI in Evanston, Illinois...