Stories Archive by Month - July
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
French World Cup Captain Ejected For Cheese-related Altercation
The thrilling championship match between France and Italy to conclude the 2006 World Cup was sullied when French Captain, Zinedine Zidane, was ejected after head-butting Italian defender, Marco Materazzi...
Geek Thoughts By Coco Tandy
I went to buy a universal remote the other day. I asked the salesman "will this one work in Alpha Centauri?" and then I laughed and laughed. He must not have gotten the joke because he just motioned to security. It was worth the concussion...
Star Jones' Head Shrinking Faster Than Rest of Body
"One day, she was fine," said a coworker. "Annoying, but fine. And the next thing you know, it's like someone removed her actual skull so her head would start caving in."...
News In Sexy Brief: July 19, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah...
Bush Vetoes Stem Cell Bill, Issues Signing Statement Preserving Perfect Record
Washington, DC (APE) - President Bush early this morning followed through with his threatened veto of the controversial stem cell bill approved by Congress yesterday and immediately followed it...
E.P.A. Investigating Ohio Water Supply Quality
(Toledo, Ohio) The Environmental Protection Agency has been called upon to investigate water quality in northwestern Ohio after health authorities in the region reported an increase in anomalous births. Physicians suspect, but cannot...
Walter Pulls Gun, Donnie Dies And The Dude Abides At Bekka Valley Hezbowl-A-Rama
Southern Lebanon − Violence broke out last night at the popular Bekka Valley hangout, the Hezbowl-A-Rama, causing the premature end of an international bowling event. The problems began when an armed American tourist apparently brandished...
Bush Vetoes Opportunity To Not Be An Asshole
After over 38 years of not using it, President Bush invoked his Presidential vetoing power today to strike down a bill that would\'ve reduced his factor of assholishness by at least a factor of three...
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