Stories Archive by Month - July
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Top 11 Spells Not Used In Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows
Hammertimus - Causes the victim to stop, then their pants balloon up to enormous size...
Pete Doherty's Smack Patch "Rejected By His Body"
Westway Trailer Park, West London - (Rotters): A barrister acting for Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has told a London magistrates court that the musician's subcutaneous anti-heroin abuse implant shows signs of rejection by his body
Video Game Shocker! Microsoft To Release Halo 3 For Sony's Ps3
(Redmond) In what is being called the biggest surprise in gaming history Microsoft has decided to release a version of it's mega hit Halo for the Sony PlayStation 3. The game
Bush Revokes Louisiana's Statehood! "TOO Many Problems!"
WASHINGTON -- In a move unprecedented in history, President Bush, yesterday, revoked the statehood status of Louisiana, throwing it into limbo. Constitutional scholar, Kenneth Pascal, said that the
New Bush War Plan To Include September Troop "Splurge"
(Washington : Ucs News) President Bush had warned Americans it would be a long, hot summer in Iraq, marked by bombings, and more US casualties and Yes George W. Bush proved
Mccain Tumbles : Presidential Campaign Fires Arizona Senator
WASHINGTON (Ucs News) - Sen. John McCain's embattled presidential campaign took another hit Monday when the Arizona Senator was relieved by senior staffers. According to staffer Brian Jones the Senator "Has
Paris Hilton - No To Size 0
Paris Hilton is pictured here,showing off her size -0 figure. Paris told the media that size 0 is for 'Huge cows'.
Winona Finally Speaks: "It Was All A Mistake"
After 6 years of silence, Winona Ryder has finally spoken out about THAT shoplifting episode, when she was caught red-handed with her pants round her ankles, and her sticky fingers in the till.
Libra horoscope
Gifts can be given and received at the same time, but fights can start over the simplest of things. Express yourself,......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.