Stories Archive by Month - July
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Cops Say Jk Rowling's Agent 'At Heart of Ten Year Deception'
New Scotland Yard, London - (Ass Mess): Serious Fraud Office sources have said today that Christopher Little, the literary agent who masterminded JK Rowling's spectacular ten year deception as the rightful author of the Harry
Bin Laden Video Displays Al-qaeda Technical Savy
Washington, DC (Rotters) - Intelligence sources stated that the verdict was still out as to the authenticity of the recently released Bin Laden video in which he makes a
'Raiders of The Loft Arch' Attack Spoof Editor
Bradford, West Yorkshire, Great Britain 7/18/07: Police officials are on the lookout for a gang of mustache thieves who brutally attacked a young Spoof editor and fiendishly stole his mustache last evening. Mark Lowton of...
Philadelphia Phillies Set Record For Frustration With 10,000th Loss
The Philadelphia Phillies, the losingest team in all professional sports, has set a new benchmark for utility. They lost their 10,000th baseball game, becoming the first team to ever reach that mark of futility...
Harry Potter Surprise Ending Revealed Through Theft of Original Cover Art Piece!
Sarasota, FL (APE) - A crestfallen artist and illustrator, Mary GrandPre, renowned for her cover and inside illustrations for the first six Harry Potter books....
Harry Reid: ?u.s. Troops, Terrorists, Refuse To Acknowledge Surge Is Not Working?
The recent capture of the top Al Qaeda man in Iraq, Khaled Masshadani, has confirmed what many on the Democratic side of the aisle have been saying for some time: General Petraeus’ vaunted “surge”
Obesity Bad, But Good For The Climate
A study sponsered by the food industry has revealed a surprising result - Obese people help the planet. Apparently, what is bad for the individual, may be beneficial for the environment.
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