Stories Archive by Month - July
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A Menu Change At Taco Bell
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.
Ucs Editors Unanimously Conclude: 'Bin Laden Is A Wind-up Doll'
UCS HEADQUARTERS -- After Unconfirmed Sources editors spent a few hours studying the new bin Laden video tape, which was released on July 15, 2007, we all concluded that Osama bin Laden is not a
Iraqi Government Announces Iraqi Troop Withdrawal From Iraq
GREEN ZONE, IRAQ -- Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki announced on Tuesday a shift in military strategy by the Iraqi government. Iraqi military troops are now in the process of being
Kate Moss Booked In For Customised Vagina Remould
New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): So is it rhinoplasty after too much nose-powdering with ex-lover Pete Doherty or something a little more intimate - like a a customised vagina remould - that has
Jacqui Smith Is A Pot-head
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted she is an habitual drug-taker, and that she regularly smokes cannabis, reports the BBC.
Falcon\'s Quarterback, Michael Vick, Indicted For Running Dog Fighting Ring
An 18 page Federal Indictment reveals for the first time graphic details about the NFL star\'s alleged involvement in a dog fighting ring.
It says Vick, known as "Ookie",
City of Verona Bans Romeo & Juliet
Today the Department of Education in the city of Verona, Italy, has reached a decision, and officially banned the well-known play 'Romeo and Juliet' from the school education system.
Senate Republicans Win Fight To Continue Losing Iraq War
(WASHINGTON, Ucs News) - After a long night of windy speeches and pizza, Senate Republicans declared victory as they soundly defeated the Democratic proposal that would end the bloody conflict Iraq.
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