Stories Archive by Month - July
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Bush Proposes Monorail
President George W. Bush announced plans for a nationwide monorail system early Monday as part of his revamped energy and environmental policy agenda. He claimed that the monorail would reduce energy consumption and carbon output
US Navy Band Salutes Coltrane's 60th Anniversary
HONOLULU, Hawaii. On the surface, there couldn't be two more improbable musical bedfellows than the U.S. Navy Band and John Coltrane, the fiery tenor saxophonist who changed the course of jazz with his 1960 album
President Bush. . . Polyp Exclusive
Amazing news from the doctors that preformed the removal of five small polyps in the president's large intestine, while fumbling around the president became erect.
Psycho Stuart Pearce Named As U21 Boss
Stuart Pearce, the ex-Manchester City manager, has been named by the Royal Navy as the Kapitan of the most recent addition to its fleet of futuristic submarines, the U21.
Bailey Goes For Gold - Carbon Assisted, This Time.
Donovan Bailey, billed as the World's fastest man, has found a way to go even faster than the 27.1mph he has been clocked at.
Names Welcome For New Disney Disgarded Baby
When a newborn infant was found in a public toilet at a Disney theme park, she was given the name Jasmine after the character from the movie mogul's Alladin.
Cheney Takes Advantage of His One-hour Presidency During Bush\'s Colonoscopy
WASHINGTON- President George W. Bush thought he \'temporarily\' handed his powers to Vice President Dick Cheney on Saturday morning while he was sedated for a routine colon cancer test at
Heavy Flooding Blamed On Rain
The recent widespread flooding that has affected many parts of the UK, is down to heavy rain, it has been claimed by experts.
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