Stories Archive by Month - July

In a blow to Alex Salmond's promise to bring Scotland into the 21st century, the translation software that enables the rest of the world to understand what Scotch folk say, has broken down.

(2007-07-22) -- Following several hours as "acting president" of the U.S., Dick Cheney voluntarily relinquished the title back to George Bush yesterday when the latter emerged from sedation after a colonoscopy. Administration spokesman Tony Snow said

Self-proclaimed video game addicts have been checking into rehabiliation centers in growing numbers. While many clinics are reluctant to accept such a diagnosis, the applicant's health often warrants a recuperative stay.

Maybe Michael Pollan's new psychic friends could have foreseen it. Only weeks ago, content to have The Omnivore's Dilemma atop the bestsellers list, Pollan now enjoys the distinction of having single-handedly sparked what promises to...

Scientists today revealed a study that shows mollusks physically enjoy sex more than humans. Felicia Freezig lead the 10 year 15.3 million dollar study comparing the sex lives of mollusks and humans.

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Rupert Murdoch continued the expansion of his media empire today by acquiring a little-known news website, TheSpoof.com. Murdoch then traded The Spoof to members of the Bancroft family, conditioned on their support for his takeover

London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is said to be relieved and delighted that former Saudi ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar has managed to gag the Crown Prosecution Service into sumbission