Stories Archive by Month - July
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Muchi Hai Says No More Fooling Around With My Brain
(Tokyo) - Japanese teen, Muchi Hai, 18, who in the past few months has had a cell phone implanted in her brain, was kicked out of Disneyland <a target='_blank' hre...
Bush To Veto New Tobacco Tax Because It Hurts Cigarette Company Profits.
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Although Bush is against it, an overwhelming majority of 17 to 4, of the US Senate Finance Committee approved a bill to expand child healthcare using a large increase in
Grannie Left On Tip - "Cannot Be Recycled" Say Council
Delhi - A 109-year-old woman was today found on a rubbish tip, where she had been discarded by her family. She was described as being in good health, but rather disgruntled at her ejection from
Winner Announced In Harry Potter Look-alike Contest
July 20th saw Harry Potter Look Alike-Contest take place in every Barnes and Noble, Borders, Hastings, and every other major book store/retailer in the U.S., Canada, and the United Kingdom. Pictures from those contest winners
Retro-nose: Israel Rejects Annan\'s Demands, Bestows Honor On The UN Head
It was reported on Wednesday afternoon that Israel rejected demands from U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan that that country “immediately lift it\'s sea and air blockade of Lebanon and withdraw it\'s forces once 5,000
Jupiter And Saturn Breaking Up
Mount Palomar, Ca (IP) - News from this observatory campus indicates that the planets Jupiter and Saturn are breaking up.
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