Stories Archive by Month - July
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Hillary Clinton Arrested Following Rebuke By Pentagon, More Arrests Rumored
Washington, DC (APE) - Roughly 3000 campaign supporters and well-wishers were disappointed late yesterday, as New York Senator Hillary Clinton was taken into custody prior to a scheduled appearance.
"Fat-Assed Republicans Will Take Over The World" - Rush Limbaugh
Palm Beach, FL, 7/19/07: Rush Limbaugh held forth from the patio of his mansion in this Florida city last evening. He expounded to all who would listen, who weren't very many, on his theory that
Washing Machine Incident Leaves Thousands Homeless
Thousands of people are being left without a home tonight after a devastating tidal wave destroyed an entire council estate in East Devon. The wave was caused by a washing machine which had accidentally been
Ron Paul Knighted
Ron Paul was appointed a Member of the Order of the British Empire (MBE) yesterday, receiving his insignia from the Queen at Buckingham Palace in a ceremony known as an investiture. The award is generally
Larry Flynt, Hustler To Feature Cover And Center Spread On David Vitter
Washington, DC (APE) - Hustler publisher Larry Flynt today announced that his magazine would be going forward with further allegations and evidence against recently disgraced Republican Senator David Vitter
Former President Bush On Suicide Watch In Philidelphia
Philadelphia, PA (Rotters) - Former president George H. W. Bush today very nearly took his own life at the national Constitution Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with his own World
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