Stories Archive by Month - July
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Michael Jackson Is Not Dead After All
In a shocking revelation that has shocked the shocked world of show business, already reeling from shock, it was revealed today that Michael Jackson is not dead after all.
A jubilant Michael Jackson returned to the
Scientist To Set Clocks By Megan Fox Breasts
Scientists studying the actress Megan Fox in the movie Transformers 2 have calculated that it is indeed possible to set the time to her jiggling breasts.
The beautiful star's bountiful assets so impressed young, male heterosexual
California Resorts To Dope Dealing To Solve Fiscal Crisis
Faced with a $27 billion deficit the state of California announced today that it will be selling marijuana for recreational use.
Michael Jackson's Mother To Release A Blues Compilation
Los Angeles, CA - So far, perhaps the most devastated and distraught woman on the planet, Katherine Jackson, mother of the late entertainer, Michael Jackson, 'The King of Pop', has been keeping fairly quiet. All
Jessica Simpson Distraught Over Romo Breakup And Weinermobile Crash
Singer Jessica Simpson has finally decided to break her lengthy silence over her split with Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo. Oddly, she also decided comment on the recent Oscar Mayer Weinermobile crash in a Wisconsin
Amy Winehouse Showing Latest In Fall Fashions
Amy Winehouse is all set to show everyone in fandom how to dress for the upcoming fall which will "Be here upon us before we are aware of ummm..you know!"
Amy advises that the number one
Walter Cronkite Dead : Rush Limbaugh Takes Place As Most Trusted Man In Media
(Ucs News) With the passing of one of our nation's finest newsmen, the torch of trust has been past to another giant among men, Rush Limbaugh.
Greg Lemond Claims Lance Armstrong Stuffs Bib With Braunschwieger
MINNEAPOLIS - Greg Lemond's accusations against Lance Armstrong stooped to new lows at a Le Tour de France press conference Thursday.
"I saw him, I did, he was huddled beside the Astana team bus stuffing
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