Stories Archive by Month - July
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London Bombings - Police To Be Issued With Tickling Sticks
At an urgently convened meeting of Great Britain's COBRA emergency planning committee, the British Government have introduced a devastating weapon as their contribution to The War on Terror.
Shocking Development
Me writes: Scientists have developed a new way to prevent the elderly from falling - shocking them. Dr. Owen Lift of the prestigious Kevorkian University describes this amazing technique.
"You see", explains Dr. Lift,
Vehicular Nose-picking Ban Sought
Washington, DC—PUT ALL YOUR FINGERS WHERE I CAN SEE ‘EM! Citing marked increases in loss of life and the obvious health and highway safety risks involved, a Pennsylvania legislator is putting Keystone State drivers on
Nicole Narain Speaks Up About Sex Video With Colin Farrell
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New York Yankees To Sign New Players
Da Bronx, New York---In a new reality show search for talent driven by unexpected and unpredictable injuries and aches and pains of one sort or the other, the New York Yankees are seeking major league
Great White Shark Lunches On Mythbusters Host Jamie Hyneman
Unconfirmed sources report that the Discovery Channel's Shark Week programming will be cut short this year as guest host Jamie Hyneman has been bitten by a great white shark. The
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