Stories Archive by Month - July

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Bush's Big Squeeze

Bush's Big Squeeze

It wasn't just Angela Merkle, Chancellor of Germany, who was the recipient of the sneak up, tip toe from behind, shoulder squeeze given by President George Bush; five other members of the G8 Summit were...

Bush Gropes Merkel, Says Clinton Used To Grope People

Bush Gropes Merkel, Says Clinton Used To Grope People

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 Bongo News
Added: 28 July 2006
Ann Coulter Calls For The Death of Ann Coulter?

Ann Coulter Calls For The Death of Ann Coulter?

(Washington, D.C.) Has Ann Coulter lost it? In her most recent column, Ann Coulter writes, "When I read some of the things I've written, I...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 28 July 2006
Bush Finally Speaks Out On Israeli Aggression

Bush Finally Speaks Out On Israeli Aggression

In an effort to halt his slide in global popularity polls, an emotional President George Bush today finally spoke out on Israeli aggression in the current battle against Hezbollah along its border with...

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You Mean To Tell Me Lance Bass Is Gay

According to a scoop in yesterday's People magazine, 'N Sync singer Lance Bass is gay. You can't be serious. There has got to be some mistake. Someone pinch us -- no, not you Lance...

 The Chortler
Added: 28 July 2006
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Bush's Table Manners Appall The G-8

The Armageddon President who can’t spell ‘Armageddon,’ the unelected President of a ‘democratic’ nation, the simultaneous instrument of God’s will and the tool of Big Business cronyism, the uneducated Education President who swore to ‘uphold’ the US Constitution and Bill of Rights...

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AMD, ATI Merge To Form Daamit

AMD CEO Hector Ruiz said that with the merger of AMD with ATI the new company would be called DAAMIT...

 BBSpot
Added: 28 July 2006
Lebanese Vacation For Israeli Military Planned By Dick Cheney And Friends

Lebanese Vacation For Israeli Military Planned By Dick Cheney And Friends

WASHINGTON (Reuters)—Reporter Wayne Madsen, formerly of the US National Security Agency has learned that the vacation in Lebanon for Israeli Defense Forces was determined in June during meetings in Colorado between Benjamin Netanyahu, Natan Sharansky...



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