Stories Archive by Month - July
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Beirut Bombing 'All Ivana Trump's Fault'
Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Pentagon is urgently reviewing new Mossad-sourced intelligence linking Manhattan socialite and canny business investor Ivana Trump with the razing to the ground of much of Beirut, home of the...
Cat Whisperer Confesses
Atlanta, GA -- Chris B. Kream (not her legal name), the self-styled ‘Cat Whisperer' called a press conference today to offer apologies to her followers − “upwards of ten now” − and to make amends,...
Saddam Goes On Hunger Strike: Skips Breakfast
Saddam Hussein was absent from his trial this week after being hospitalized because he had gone on a hunger strike. The hunger strike began when he refused to eat his breakfast...
Sheehan Asked To Haul Ass, Forced To Make Three Trips
Peace Mom Cindy Sheehan wows the crowd at her new Crawford, Texas ranch with her patented boa floss move from her critically acclaimed burlesque show, The Gastrointestinal Monologues. The performance was part of the larger...
Trailer Review: Miami Vice
The original Miami Vice debuted at just the right time to make an impression on me – high school. It was one of my favorite shows. The guns, the drugs, the women, the pastels! How could you not be a fan?...
Sign(ing) Statements Explained With Cool Comic.
New York − The American Bar Association (ABA) has written a scathing criticism of the President's Signing Statements. Their work was spurred by an actual investigative journalism report (verified and fact-checked, you can be assured)...
Livin' In A Basement
(To the tune of "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi)
Tommy lives with his mom and dad
Living underground...
Should Women Be "Dressed In White Like All Other Kitchen Appliances"?
(Reuters − Sacramento) A spokesman for the California Attorney General's Office said today that the State of California has successfully petitioned New York for the extradition of Neil French, the outspoken, irreverent and politically...
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