Stories Archive by Month - July

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Christie Brinkley: "There Are Still 3 Billion Men I Haven't Married"

Ex-super model, Christie Brinkley, has separated from her fourth husband, the successful Hamptons’ architect, Peter Cook. The former Cover Girl girl told close friends that Cook, who at 47 is 5 year’s younger than her...

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 Bongo News
Added: 25 July 2006
Department of Defense Merges With Wal-Mart

Department of Defense Merges With Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart and the D.O.D have struck a deal that will provide logistic support to any pissed off citizen or terrorist group that desires to purchase high grade sensitive military equipment. D.O.D. officals report that using...

 The Spoof
Added: 25 July 2006
Latest Celebrity Break-Up:  Minnie Mouse Dumps Mickey

Latest Celebrity Break-Up: Minnie Mouse Dumps Mickey

They made it through the Great Depression, the advent of television, the development of numerous Disney theme parks, and a revolutionized entertainment industry; but rumors are that now it's over. While Minnie was away at...

 The Spoof
Added: 25 July 2006
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Hillary: "American Dream" Plan Spells Dem Victory

Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, the presumptive 2008 Democrat presidential nominee, yesterday retooled her husband?s successful campaign slogan "It's the economy, stupid." as she released the Democrat Leadership Council (DLC) strategy to...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 25 July 2006
Hamlet: Nicole Kidman

Hamlet: Nicole Kidman

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 Bongo News
Added: 25 July 2006
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Genetics Research Chief Arrested

(Reuters - Palo Alto) Doctor Ross Cheswick, chief of Research & Development at Designer Genes, was arrested by federal authorities this afternoon and charged with numerous violations of the laws of nature, good taste, common...

 The Spoof
Added: 25 July 2006
Bondage, James Bondage Captured By Spectre, Again

Bondage, James Bondage Captured By Spectre, Again

London, England − In an unsurprising series of events, British super agent and loyal English subject, James Bondage, has been again captured by the world renowned, international terrorist organization, Spectre. Apparently captured two days ago...

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 The Spoof
Added: 24 July 2006
Apple Braces For Launch of Windows ME2Pod

Apple Braces For Launch of Windows ME2Pod

Apple Computer executives scrambled yesterday to put the best spin on devastating news that arch rival Microsoft will soon launch a competitor to the iPod, tentatively dubbed Windows ME2Pod...



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