Stories Archive by Month - July

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Rice Off To Competition In Middle East, Wishes For World Peace

Rice Off To Competition In Middle East, Wishes For World Peace

Washington, DC (APE) - US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, in a press conference yesterday at the state department, bid farewell as she embarked on a...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 24 July 2006
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Heat Wave Makes Air-Conditioned Nightmare More Tolerable

This story is an EV Classic: an old story pulled at random from our massive vault of over 1,000...

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 24 July 2006
Germany And U.S. Work Out Details For Wall Sale

Germany And U.S. Work Out Details For Wall Sale

Washington, D.C. − Gathering in Washington for the final negotiations on an international deal close to closure, U.S. contractors and German logistical specialists are spending today hashing out the remaining details of bringing the former...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 July 2006
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Joint Military-Civilian Concept of Urban Renewal Is "Da Bomb"

*EXCLUSIVE* [SpoofNews—New York] At a surprise press conference today, prominent architects and pentagon officials announced a plan to revolutionize urban renewal projects. After exhaustive economic analysis, logistical research and informatio...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 July 2006
Yahoo Movie User Reviews: Lady In The Water

Yahoo Movie User Reviews: Lady In The Water

Don't see the movie -- let some of the enlightened minds at Yahoo! Movies tell you what you think...

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 24 July 2006
News In Sexy Brief: July 23, 2006

News In Sexy Brief: July 23, 2006

Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah...

No Room To Assume--Doom Looming!

No Room To Assume--Doom Looming!

Ground Zero, EARTH--In what may be the last weather prognostication ever, residents of the Third Rock from the Sun were given fair warning that the concept of the 'Eternal Summer' is not just a metaphorical...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 July 2006
Survey: 10 Out of 10 Americans Can't Fucking Believe It's So Hot Outside

Survey: 10 Out of 10 Americans Can't Fucking Believe It's So Hot Outside

A massive heat wave swept over the U.S. this week, particularly in California, where temperatures soared in excess of 900 degrees. But do Americans realize how hot it is?...

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 24 July 2006


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