Stories Archive by Month - July
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Poker Playing Chimp Challenges Conventional Views On Animal Intelligence
Researchers have discovered that the pool of animal intelligence is much broader and far deeper than anyone had previously thought. Findings suggest that the feature we have always believed distinguished us from the animals may...
Top 9 Things Joe Liebermann Finds Preferrable To Bill Clinton's Campaign Support
Judging by Bill Clinton's recent track record of endorsing candidates, we had a hunch that Senator Joe Liebermann might have been a bit nervous upon learning that he was going to receive support from the...
Queen Sails Into The Sunset On New Royal Yacht
Islay, Scotland - (Associated Mess): The House of Mountbatten turned up en masse yesterday for the start of a seven day cruise around the Western Isles billed as the grand finale of the 80th birthday...
Nirvana Files For Bankruptcy
Buddhist Heaven is in dire financial straits. Financial analysts blame a culture of callous disregard for money within the organization...
Bush Massage Conspiracy
“I think massaging women is extremely rewarding and often totally proper”, says former US President Bill Clinton in his signature southern drawl. “I have been trying to get my friend and extended brother George, President...
Sex And Death
Hearses Held Up at Gun Point as Necrophilia Craze Sweeps Britain's Youth! Grieving Relatives Call For Government Action to Protect Their Dead FRom Sexual Predators!...
Man Pummeled By Wife After Presenting Her With PMS Chocolate 'Wonder' Bar
Ned Niceguy, 38, was hospitalized yesterday with a broken leg and fractured jaw, wounds sustained when he was attacked by his wife Nora, 32, after he had presented her with a PMS Chocolate Wonder Bar...
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