Stories Archive by Month - July

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Bush Sends Kerry To Solve Israel-Hezbollah War

Bush Sends Kerry To Solve Israel-Hezbollah War

After learning that the battle between Israel and Hezbollah could have been prevented if Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, had been the U.S. Commander in Chief, President George Bush today dispatched Sen. Kerry to...

Stem Cells, Terror Cells And The NAACP Is A Hard Sell: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 7/22/06

Stem Cells, Terror Cells And The NAACP Is A Hard Sell: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 7/22/06

George Bush: Who Cares How Many Lebanese And Israelis Die As Long As Stem Cells Are Safe?...

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Letters: July 23, 2006

Mostly nonsensical thoughts from our readers about various matters of the universe...

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 24 July 2006
Bush Promises Jobs Policing Mexican Border To Displaced Hezbollah Militants

Bush Promises Jobs Policing Mexican Border To Displaced Hezbollah Militants

In a surprise move today, President Bush announced a new immigration policy that has stunned the world. Beginning immediately, administration officials say Hezbollah militants displaced by the recent Israeli attacks on the southern border of...

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Israel Begins Clearances For Real Estate Development In Lebanon

TEL AVIV (UPI)--Israeli jets struck Lebanese communities in new airstrikes early Saturday, as Israel's tanks and bulldozers rumbled over the Lebanese border and its forces seized villages as part of a real estate development project...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 July 2006


Cancer horoscope

The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......

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