Stories Archive by Month - July

Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis is back in court with a negligence lawsuit against the surgeons who stapled his stomach.

BIRMINGHAM - Whilst the country stuff themselves full to bursting point with dodgy high priced Weight Watcher and Slim-Fast products, the Birmingham manufacturer of top quality chocolate has revealed in a press conference that they

Minor Celebrity Massacres Great Apes on Live TV to Highlight Plight of Endangered Species! TV Chiefs Refuse to Apologise For Use of Shock Tactics by Wildlife Fundraiser!

A DNA test conducted on all English Premier League players revealed that Inspirational LoserFool Captain St.Even Gerrard was in fact 1/4 of his mentioned age.

NOT SATIRE... FREE CAMP UPDATE... ScrappleFace editor-in-chief Scott Ott, is also Executive Director of a Christian children\'s ministry called Victory Valley Camp, in Zionsville, PA. Recently the camp began offering a free week to children who have

[C]rap artist 50 Cent has sued an internet advert company for using his image in an online promotion.

North Carolina hoops coach Roy Williams has come down with a bout of vertigo which is a sensation of dizziness and tilting.

Cyberkinetics Brain Systems, Inc. recently announced two exciting events which has driven its stock price soaring.