Stories Archive by Month - July
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Kim Jung Il To Temporarily Resign
(MUSICMAN PRESS) It seems running a country while in rehab is just too much for Kim Jong Ill. As you may recall, Kim checked into St. Alexandra Home for the Rehabilitating into Society in San
Razorback Bleeds From Bacon Area
Arkansas running backs coach Danny Nutt has resigned due to a recurrence of bleeding from his brain stem.
Hangover of The Week: Finally, A Reason To Watch The Nba!
The FBI is investigating allegations that NBA referee Tim Donaghy bet on basketball games over the past two seasons, including ones in which he officiated.
Apple Reveal 99c Computer, To Compete With $100 Laptop
Apple corps today revealed that they had found a way to build a complete computer that retails at 99 cents, for sale to the developing world. At the launch, Apple Corps chairman Steve Jobs said,
Scarlet Knight Tosses Damsel In Moat
Rutgers assistant head football coach Chris Demarest was released on bail at the Jersey Shore after assaulting his girlfriend at a bar.
Pete Doherty Offered £2 Million For Kate Moss Sex Tapes
London - (Ass Mess): Near-bankrupt Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has told mates at Camden's Whorely Arms pub - where his unpaid bar tab has now exceeded its statutory £50,000 monthly limit - that he will
Harrington Guts Out Open Win
Irishman Padraig Harrington hung on to defeat Spain\'s Sergio Garcia to win the British Open.
Gm Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident
General Motors stepped back today from its shift to stickshifts after a freak accident occurred yesterday involving Ron Paul, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The development comes four weeks after a previous announcement that <a
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