Stories Archive by Month - July
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Gary Coleman Stripped of Slam-dunk Title
Saskatchewan, Mississippi-While it may take different strokes to move the world, it only took one man 40 minutes to dismantle every single NBA player at the International Championship Hall of Fame Slam-Dunk Competition. The victory
Bush Gang Working To Rig The 2008 Election!
In November 2008, voters will go to the polls and choose the next president of the United States and their representatives to Congress - or will they? Bush and his
Nasa Shuttle Program Inks Deal Anheuser-busch\'s Marketing Department
(St. Louis : Ucs News) The King of Beers is well known as a pioneer in mobile marketing, but Anheuser-Busch\'s first foray into space is guaranteed to cause controversy.
Weekly World News Pulls Plug On Print Division
Boca Raton, Florida (High Times Staff Writer) - The self-described 'world's only reliable newspaper', Weekly World News, recently announced plans to discontinue publishing its printed format and switch to an online-only version.
Saudis Say Pengaon Offering $20 Billion "To Shut Up About Bush"
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - (Ass Mess): The Saudi ruling family says it has been offered a paltry $20 billion by Pentagon sources to shut up permanently about Geporge Bush's criminal records and mobster cartel activities.
Nude Kate Middleton Pics Found In Buckingham Palace Skip
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Nude pictures of Kate Middleton entertaining the entire Blues & Royals regiment were found in a skip outside Buckingham palace today prompting fears that she may have been paid
Alberto Gonzales Denies Allegations That He Told The Truth
(Washington : Ucs News) US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales fought back today blasting his critics in the White House. In a terse statement Gonzales declared there were definitely contradictions in his
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