Stories Archive by Month - July
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Asterisk Says It Wants No Part of Barry Bonds Record; Suggests Question Mark ?step Up For Once?
As baseball fans heatedly debate the merits of Barry Bonds’ inevitable ascendance to career home run king, a different controversy surfaced yesterday when the asterisk, the star-like typographical symbol expected by many to appear
Faceberk On Facebook
There was widespread shock today when it was revealed that a man had been found using popular website Facebook as a social utility.
Lohan, Hilton, Spears & Other Actresses Form Ass Group
Hollywood, CA 7/29/07 (Hollywood Hooter): It all began with an idea expressed by Paris Hilton, an unusual enough event in itself. But it wasn't until the recent arrests of Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan for
Cheney To Transfer Presidential Power To Bush During Surgery; World Leaders Concerned
Washington, D.C. - Vice President Cheney is expected to turn over Presidential authority to President Bush for his scheduled surgery to have his pacemaker battery replaced on Saturday. It will be the second time Bush
Subprime Troubles Crushing Second Life Real-estate Values
(Second Life : Linden : Ucs News) The problems in the U.S. subprime mortgage market are spiraling out of control and have caused a virtual financial crisis, said economist Mark Zandi.
"Space Made Me Crazy" - Lisa Nowak
Rockville, MD, 7/28/07 (Outerspacer): 'I don't want folks to hear me wrong,' said disgraced astronaut Lisa Nowak at a press interview. 'But outer space drove me over the edge. In other words, space makes you
One Dog Speaks Out On Michael Vick Indictment
Guest Editorial
by Sampson the Dog
After watching the nauseating spectacle that the Michael Vick dogfighting situation has become over the past week - combined with the fact that I used to mix it up
House Passes Farm Sex Bill, Causes Fire
WASHINGTON - (Rooters) House Democrats voted Friday to approve farm sex bill that would continue to provide generous sex to farmers daughters at a time of record pregnancy, ignoring death threats and yowls of protest
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