Stories Archive by Month - July

MANASSAS, VA. (Heewack News Network) -- Just one ant survived a vicious massacre allegedly perpetrated by two eight-year-olds at a playground in this former Civil War city.

Mopjave Desert - (Daftass Mess): Richard Branson's megalomaniac aspirations to enter the space race have bombed with the news today that an explosion ripped apart a test of the rocket's propulsion system, leaving three engineers

Tokyo, Japan - Not just for your listening pleasure any more. Now your iPod can be retrofitted with a special kit to turn it into an adult sex toy for her to enjoy: 'It's Saturday

(2007-07-29) -- In an effort to quell debate over laboratory mice genetically-engineered to have schizophrenia, scientists at Johns Hopkins University have promised animal rights groups that after their experiments, they'll make every effort to 'mainstream'

Just hours after losing a close semi-final in Indianapolis, Andy Roddick announced his latest coaching change.

DAY 61: There was more trickery and fakery over the weekend when Chanelle Hayes, the Big Brother housemate, almost walked out of the show, only to later reconsider her impulsive act,...

Spoof Chick Gail Farrelly is suing a Hollywood studio for attempting to cast one of the Farrelly brothers to play her in The Spoof movie.

After going to an all-ad format, CNN doesn't abandon its news roots entirely...