Stories Archive by Month - July
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Miley Cyrus Shaves Her Pussy Shocker
Teenage singing sensation Miley Cyrus has, it is alleged, shaved her pussy and husband Billy Ray is furious!
Gatsby, a three month old Persian is now completely bald after Miley decided to take matters into her
Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young To Open For Adam Lambert
LOS ANGELES - The Stampeding Stallions Management Agency which manages the 70s icon band, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young has just issued a news release stating that CSN&Y has signed to tour in September as
30 Year-old Just Now Getting Into Punk
Last Tuesday, 30 year-old Donald Blumquist victoriously informed friends of being a "big fan" of punk, despite 29 previous years of being tangentially aware of the aggressive musical genre.
Italian President Pardons Amanda Knox: Appoints Her As His "Personal Administer of Joint Affairs"
Rome, Italy / Yet Another F-ing Affair - This EU country was turned on it's collective head today, when President Silvio Berlusconi, terminated the trial of accused murderess Amanda Knox, granted her a full pardon
Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery Sold To Ellen Degeneres
MALIBU BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan owner of the Malibu Beach restaurant Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery has sold it to TV host Ellen DeGeneres and her spouse Portia.
The sale price was not revealed, but long
Small of Me!
Former Rat Pack Member Reveals Ol' Blue Eyes' Obsession with Penis Enlargement! Crooner Driven by Envy of Sammy Davis Jr's Schlong!
Samantha Ronson & Lindsay Lohan On Us Weekly's Annual Swimsuit Issue
She [Samantha Ronson, people!] is on the cover of Us Weekly's annual swimsuit issue and she is Samantha Ronson! Oh, wait! There is also Lindsay Lohan!
The two girls 'decided' according to execs in the magazine
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