Stories Archive by Month - July
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Malibu Shark Attack - Rubber Shark Kills Several
Malibu, CA - A 12 foot rubber shark off Malibu beach, intended to be used as a guerilla marketing ploy promoting the premiere of a specialty channel program about sharks, has attracted several other sharks
Brad Pitt Calls Jennifer Aniston To Complain About Angelina Jolies Unsightlly And Massive Box
Brad Pitt has called former wife Jennifer Aniston to complain that he is sick and tired of his current wife's unsightly and massive box.
"It is simply awful" bemoaned Pitt in a midnight call to Aniston
Thanks To Michael Phelps, All Swimmers To Be Required To Swim Nude
FINA, the international governing body for aquatic sports, declared today that hi-tech swimsuits such as Speedo's LZR Racer and a swimsuit made by Italian swimsuit maker Arena are giving swimmers
Wedding Aisle Dancers Kicked Off Dancing With The Stars
New York, NY - The entire wedding party dancers from the now infamous wedding of Kevin and Jill Heinz have been thrown off Dancing With the Stars on ABC when it was learned that they
Google Pulls Apple From Search Results
Mountain View, CA - In response to Apple pulling the Google Voice application from the iPhone App Store, Google has removed all search results leading to Apple.com from its index. Google is also redirecting searches
Rnc Commits Nearly $1 Million To Insure Your Healthcare Sucks
WASHINGTON (Ucs News) - The Republican National Committee will spend nearly $1 million on campaign activities over the next month in an effort to stop President Obama from improving health care,
New Twilight Screen Play By Pattinson, Myers In The Works?
The rumor that ran through the crowd at the San Diego Comic Con is beginning to take shape.
Although Twilight stars Pattinson, Stewart and Lautner were the screaming highlight for the weekend blow-out, a rumor began
Michael Jackson And Farrah Fawcett To Get Patrick Swayze For Christmas
Patrick Swayze has told friends that he intends to make it a Christmas to remember for old chums Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson by joining them for the Festive Season!
Swayze, riddled with some disease, told
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